Welcome to fuzzymarc.kicks-ass.net
I've come to the conclusion that the only people who actually read my site are the people I work with at Kmart. That's cool. That means someone is reading it, anyway. If that's the case, then you're probably here to see the list of reasons why I should get fired. It's in the list below.
Well, I had an idea today: send me your stories of why you should get fired, and I'll post them here for everyone to see. It doesn't have to be Kmart. I could write pages of stuff that should have gotten me fired from my other jobs. (Theft, destruction of property, sleeping on the job, gross negligence... need I go on?) I do, however, reserve the right to edit your submissions for content, spelling, grammar, length, etc. Don't think I'm going to change your story: I just want to make sure it fits with the rest of the site. (Hey, it's my website. I'll do what I want with it.)
Email your submissions to fuzzymarc@diary-x.com.
(03.28.04) Holy shit! An update that's worth looking at! New doodles are up.
Why I should get fired from my job.
Conspiracy theories and other nonsense
Cooking with um, herbs
Doodles from my notebooks
A few short lists
If you're on a jury, you don't have to convict on laws you consider unjust
I'm running for President
Photoshop + boredom - skill = mediocre edited pictures of my friends
A song I wrote in class about hot dogs
A story I stole from TheOnion.com that I agree with
Wasting time as a competitive event
In addition to having an infrequently updated website, I also have an infrequently updated weblog.
That's it for now. Maybe I'll come up with something that will actually be worth reading in
a while. Check back. I'd rather not be amusing only myself with this.